Me: (reading from menu)...and, let's see, I'll have a salad as the side. Yes, the salad.
Cashier: (ringing me up) Okay, anything to drink?
Me: Water is fine.
Cashier: Do you work at Ambercrombie?
Me: Um, no.
Cashier: Oh, you look like you work there.
Me: Maybe you know me from the ads. I'm their model.
Cashier: (major stink face) You? You model for Ambercrombie?
Me: I don't? Why'd you make that face?
Cashier: Oh, I'm sorry, you get a discount if you work in the mall and I thought I saw you working there. And you kinda smell like that perfume they sell. I didn't mean anything bad. You could model for them, I guess.
Me: It's okay. I didn't even know there was an Ambercrombie in this mall. I don't shop there.
Cashier: No, but, you could model, you never know.
Me: I don't know about that.
Cashier: You could.
Me: Okay. Thank you.
Cashier: Really, I didn't mean anything bad. You should model. I didn't mean anything by it. So, that's two ahi tuna skewers and a side salad then? Would you like to try a cookie?
Me: No. No cookie.