Thursday, January 21, 2016

Nose Job

(Overheard in office. Colleague, Donut Top, speaking with our student assistant who has just returned from a long winter break.)

(Student walks in.)

Student: Hi, I'm back!

Donut Top: (volume level 11) Oh my gosh! Welcome back!

Student: Thank you.

Donut Top: Wow, you can't even tell you had a nose job!

Student: Shhhh, I was just having a bump removed.

Donut Top: (still loud) Well, you can't even tell. Do you like it?

Student: Shhhhhh!

BLACKOUT